The patient’s family gathered to hear what the surgeon had to say.
"Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant.
It might work but it is very expensive and the insurance won’t pay for
it"
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"We happen to have two brains available from volleyball players.
The one from the hitter costs $500,000 and the one from the setter costs
$200,000"
"Why such a big difference?"
"Its the standard pricing practice ...... setters brain have
to be marked down because they have actually been used".
(OK spikers it is your turn... lets have a joke from you)
Do you know any volleyball stories (fact or fiction) or volleyball jokes
(How many middle hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?….Why is
a setter like a Volkswagen Beetle? etc.)? Send them to jakebarkdoll@msn.com
(or snail mail to Jake Barkdoll, 12314 Riding Fields Road Rockville, MD
20850) for future DIGS.
