Chesapeake Digs Online
for July 1999
 
 
The Ten Reasons You are Not Likely to Get Good Sets
 
#10. Your neck is getting stiff from looking up at the players on either side of you.
#5. The setter and one of the hitters arrive holding hands, and constantly refer to each other as honey.
#9. Half your doubles team is missing.
 
#4. The setter’s hands appear to be made of a heavy metal….and it isn’t gold.
#8. You vaguely remember a conversation with your setter at last night’s party where you used the words “stupid” and “who needs you”.
 
#3. The four new members of your team are trying to convince you that there should be 9 players on the court.
#7. The only setter that showed up has long ears, wags his tail and barks.
#2. Your only setter is having trouble getting in the gym because of the crutches.
#6. The referee believes any ball contacted above the waist is a carry.
AND THE #1 REASON WHY YOU ARE NOT LIKELY TO GET GOOD SETS:
 
#1. The competitor’s first serve knocks down all three of your back court players.
 
Do you know any volleyball stories (fact or fiction) or volleyball jokes (How many middle hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?….Why is a setter like a Volkswagen Beetle? etc.)? Send them to jakebarkdoll@msn.com (or snail mail to Jake Barkdoll 12314 Riding Fields Road, Rockville, MD 20850) for future DIGS.
 
 
 
 
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