Chesapeake Digs Online
for September 1999
 
 
Brain Transplant
 
 
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the surgeon had to say.
"Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. It might work but it is very expensive and the insurance won’t pay for it" 
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. 
"We happen to have two brains available from volleyball players. The one from the hitter costs $500,000 and the one from the setter costs $200,000"
"Why such a big difference?"
"Its the standard pricing practice ...... setters brain have to be marked down because they have actually been used".
 
(OK spikers it is your turn... lets have a joke from you)
 
Do you know any volleyball stories (fact or fiction) or volleyball jokes (How many middle hitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?….Why is a setter like a Volkswagen Beetle? etc.)? Send them to jakebarkdoll@msn.com (or snail mail to Jake Barkdoll, 12314 Riding Fields Road Rockville, MD 20850) for future DIGS.
 
 
 
 
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